- Trevor Noseworthy IV: [at the Lincoln memorial] Some day thousands are going to flock to see a statue of me!
- Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter: Yeah, thousands of pigeons!
- Tracy Milbanks: Daddy, are you sure you can't pull some strings to get my passport renewed?
- Mr.Bradford Milbanks: I'm sorry, it's impossible.
- Tracy Milbanks: But I've been looking forward to see Washington D.C. for weeks!
- James Bond Jr.: [taking Tracy's camera] Don't worry, Tracy. I promise to take a lot of pictures!
- [takes a photo of Tracy and leaves]
- Lt.Shelley Kaysing: [to Trevor] If I were you, I'd join the girl scouts.
- James Bond Jr.: [holding on to the ledge of the Washington Monument] Please, give us a hand!
- The Chameleon: [having taken the appearance of an old lady] Why, of course!
- [applauds]
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: Haven't you got a limo?
- Taxi driver: Yeah. But I left it in the garage with my Rolls and Mercedes.
- [leaves]
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: I'll guard the entrance!
- [to himself]
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: Which will afford me a quick exit should anything dangerous happen.