- James Bond Jr.: Where do you think you're going?
- Pharaoh Fearo: I am going... to send you to your next reincarnation!
- [opens fire on him]
- Tomb Robber: You should have paid attention to the ancient curse!
- [the tomb robber throws some lit dynamite at the Warfield crew. Trevor enters the tomb]
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: [catching the dynamite] I won't carry a torch for anyone!
- Guard: I tell you, I saw it! The mummy walks!
- [runs away terrorized]
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: Goo... good idea.
- [runs away terrorized]
- Cleo Daway: [noticing a steel door] But... the ancient Egyptians did not have steel.
- Pharaoh Fearo: [through a loudspeaker] No, but they did have stealing!
- Horace 'IQ' Boothroyd: [furious] I ought to do something... nasty to you!
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: Oh, don't try to fight me, IQ, because I don't scare easily.
- [notices the mummy approaching]
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: [screaming] Look!
- [faints]
- Pharaoh Fearo: [threatening Cleo with a snake] Now you will surrender, young Bond!
- James Bond Jr.: [giving himself up] I can't fight two snakes at once.
- Cleo Daway: James, we are like oil and water. Our cultures are too different for us to... mend. But I'd like you to have something to remember me by.
- [Cleo approaches to kiss James. Trevor appears on the adjacent balcony. In an attempt to overhear their conversation, he topples of it into the underneath moat]
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: [screaming] Help!
- Mr.Bradford Milbanks: [joining James on the balcony] Bond, what's happened to Trevor?
- James Bond Jr.: Oh, nothing sir. I just think he misses his... mummy.
- James Bond Jr.: [having opened a breach into the tomb] We thought we bring a breath of fresh air to the proceedings.
- Tracy Milbanks: James, look out for the mummy!
- James Bond Jr.: No problem, Tracy. He's too wrapped up in his work.
- James Bond Jr.: Maybe those bedouins can help us.
- Bedouin: [sneaking from behind] Help you to find Allah!
- James Bond Jr.: [held at sword point] I see your point.