- Jake Ryan: So who's your friend?
- Miley Stewart: Oh. That's Willis. He's from Seattle. You know, the coffee capital of America. He drinks it... black.
- Jake Ryan: Holly drinks espresso.
- Miley Stewart: Willis shaves.
- Jake Ryan: Holly waxes.
- Miley Stewart: Willis is a SENIOR!
- Jake Ryan: Uh... wow.
- Miley Stewart: Oh, Hey Jake! I didn't notice you were on the beach.
- Jake Ryan: Oh, Hey Miley. I didn't notice you here on the beach. This is Holly. She's an actress.
- Miley Stewart: Oh yeah! I saw you in that commercial. You know, the one where you had to have that really uncomfterable talk with your mom. I hope everything worked out.
- Holly: That wasn't really my mom, okay?
- Miley Stewart: Well, as long as the foot fungus is gone.
- Jake Ryan: So, who's your friend?
- Miley Stewart: Oh, that's Willis. He just moved here from Seattle, you know, the coffee capital of the U.S? He drinks it, black.
- Jake Ryan: Holly drinks espresso.
- Miley Stewart: Willis shaves.
- Jake Ryan: Holly waxes.
- Miley Stewart: Willis is a senior!
- Jake Ryan: [pauses] Wow.
- Miley Stewart: [smiles] Toodles!
- Jake Ryan: Who's your friend?
- Miley Stewart: Oh, that's Willis. He's from Seattle. You know the coffee capital. Hedrinks his B-LACK!
- Jake Ryan: Holly drinks expresso.
- Miley Stewart: Willis shaves.
- Jake Ryan: Holly waxes.
- Miley Stewart: Willis is a SENIOR!
- Jake Ryan: WOW
- Miley Stewart: Toodles.
- Jake Ryan: Oh Holly open up!
- [throws popcorn in her mouth]
- Miley Stewart: Oh Willis, are you hungry?
- [shoves pretzel in his mouth]
- Miley Stewart: Just look for cool, older guys.
- Willis: Hey Miley!
- Miley Stewart: Hey Willis! Who's your friend?
- Willis: Oh! This is my best friend Mike! Mike this is the girl I was telling you about. What do you think?
- Mike: Hubba Hubba!
- [sprays Miley with silly string]
- Miley Stewart: How old is he?
- Willis: I know, I know. He looks 10 but he's really 12.
- Lilly Truscott: Isn't weird to hang out with people younger than you?
- Willis: Well, truth is, Mike's older than me.
- Oliver Oken: How old are you?
- Willis: I'm 11, and 3/4.
- Miley Stewart: You're 11.
- Willis: And 3/4.
- Miley Stewart: Watchu talkin bout Willis?
- Miley Stewart: How can you be 11?
- Lilly Truscott: And 3/4
- Miley Stewart: NOT HELPING!
- Miley Stewart: And take that giraffe off of your head.
- Willis: UHHHH! It's a dragon!
- Miley Stewart: Whatever, it's a balloon hat.
- Oliver Oken: Look at the brightside she can babysit him for extra money.
- Miley Stewart: You said you were graduating.
- Willis: I AM!
- Miley Stewart: Elementary school.
- Willis: Sorry! I just wanted to see what it would feel like being at a party with you know an older babe.
- Lilly Truscott: Miley you either confront him now or later?
- Miley Stewart: I pick later.
- [turns around to leave, they turn her back around]
- Miley Stewart: I can see him now,
- [mocking jake]
- Miley Stewart: hey miley what are you and Willis doing tomorrow night, hot date on the teater totter?
- Oliver Oken: I guess he wanted to try it on them 1st.
- Jake's Friend: Miley you won't believe what jake just told us...
- Miley Stewart: Yeah so I went out with an 11 year old. But if you ask me he could totally pass for a 16 year old. Without the balloon hat.
- Lilly Truscott: Or the ninja stickers
- Miley Stewart: HEY!
- Jake's Friend: We were just going to tell you this funny joke Jake told us. But you went out with an 11 year old is so much funnier!
- Oliver Oken: Awkward!
- [Miley stares at him]
- Oliver Oken: I'm just gonna go see what that joke was.
- Miley Stewart: And I'm gonna go talk to Jake
- Jake Ryan: This is Holly. She's an actress.
- Miley Stewart: Oh yeah. I saw you in that commercial, you know the one where you had to have that really uncomfortable talk with your mom. How did that work out?
- Holly: That wasn't really my mom. OK.
- Miley Stewart: Well... as long as the toe fungus is gone.
- Lilly Truscott: You can't date a senior, he's old enough to...
- Miley Stewart: Make Jake jealous?
- Lilly Truscott: Oooh, diabolical. Or should i say guy-abolical?
- [laughs]
- Miley Stewart: You shouldn't say anything.
- Oliver Oken: Why is Miley shoving a pretzel in that guys mouth?
- Lilly Truscott: I think it's supposed to look romantic.
- Miley Stewart: Admit it Jake. You like me.
- Jake Ryan: So. You like me. Just say it.
- Miley Stewart: No you say it.
- Jake Ryan: No you.
- Miley Stewart: No you.
- Miley Stewart: [they kiss]
- Miley Stewart: [smiles]
- Miley Stewart: So, I guess this kinda means we're together.
- Jake Ryan: I guess it does.
- Miley Stewart: So. Do you wanna go out some time, or do you wanna ask me since your the guy?
- Jake Ryan: Well, I don't really know how to say it.
- Miley Stewart: Come on it's not that hard.
- Jake Ryan: Well ok. Do you want to go out with me, four months from this Saturday?
- Miley Stewart: Yeah. That sounds- HUH?
- Jake Ryan: Well. Frankie Munez was going to do this movie, but he dropped out. I fly to Romania tonight!
- Miley Stewart: Yeah, but ya' can't just leave. Ya' kissed me!
- Jake Ryan: Well hey! It's not my fault I got a big part in a movie!
- Miley Stewart: I know but, YA KISSED ME!
- Jake Ryan: I know, and it was great, and now I don't have to go off for four months and wonder what it would have been like!
- Miley Stewart: Yeah. It would have been awful for you to have left without plantin' one on me!
- Jake Ryan: Exactly!
- Miley Stewart: So, I guess it is four months, so I'm gonna give you a little something extra to remember me by.
- Miley Stewart: [leans in to kiss Jake and they both close their eyes. Miley opens her eyes and pushes him off of the rail]
- Jake Ryan: WOAH!
- Miley Stewart: Tat's how I plant one.
- Miley Stewart: I guess I do deserve this. I did use Willis.
- Lilly Truscott: Boy did you ever! It's like you had a love cold, and he was the tissue. Willis can I borrow you for a second.
- Lilly Truscott: [Lilly pretends to blow her nose]
- Lilly Truscott: Goodbye, Willis!
- Lilly Truscott: [pretends to throw the tissue, and then wipes her hand on Miley's shirt]
- Miley Stewart: I already admitted I was wrong! You don't have to blow my nose in it!
- Jake Ryan: It's nice to see you again Hannah. Can't wait to get you back on set so we can finish our kiss. I'll have my people call your people!
- Miley Stewart: Great! My people will be waiting!
- Lilly Truscott: Which is me. Her most important people. I may look familar. But we've never met before. Not even at school or anything. Cause I'm home schooled, in Canada, where the Moose are.
- Jake Ryan: O.K. Nice to meet you, too. Bye!
- Miley Stewart: Bye, Jake. Where the Moose are. In Canada. Where I'm home schooled. Way to keep your cover, Lola.
- Miley Stewart: Don't worry! I got him right where I want him!
- Oliver Oken: Which is where?
- Lilly Truscott: [Lily points her fingers at Miley as she walks by like she knows]
- Lilly Truscott: I have no idea!
- Willis: I'm eleven, and three-quarters.
- Miley Stewart: How can you be eleven?
- Oliver Oken: Look on the brightside, she can babysit him for extra money.
- Miley Stewart: I'm alright!
- Lilly Truscott: Well, I don't think Frankie will be when he finds out you broke his teeny head!
- Miley Stewart: I'm sorry Teeny.
- Lilly Truscott: It's okay.
- [Miley kisses teeny award]
- Jackson Stewart: When you need help its family helping family; but when I need help, suddenly Hannah doesn't play that game.
- [stomps to the stairs, looks back]
- Jackson Stewart: NICE TO KNOW HOW THINGS WORK AROUND HERE!
- Jackson Stewart: [after Ms. Kunkle walks out on her and Robbie Ray's date] Ms. Kunkle! Wait! You two make such a great
- [holds up pear]
- Jackson Stewart: pair! Turn around, I'm holding up a pear. It's punny.
- Willis: [to Miley] Hey! I was wondering if maybe you want to go to this... bowling party with me.
- Miley Stewart: Sure! Of course I'll go to the bowling party with you
- [speaks louder, directed towards Jake]
- Miley Stewart: with all of your senior classmates!
- Willis: [Miley forces Willis' arm around her shoulder] Oh! I'm touching shoulder!
- Mike: [runs] Willis, they're cutting the cake! It's shaped like a castle!
- Willis: In a minute!
- Mike: Well you better hurry if you want any of the pudding moat!
- Willis: Pudding moat?
- [throws arm off Miley, runs to cake]
- Lilly Truscott: [turns to Oliver] Remember when you used to like cake more than girls?
- Oliver Oken: Yeah. Ppuh. Kids.
- Lilly Truscott: Why don't you go get some?
- Oliver Oken: [runs] Maybe just a taste!
- Lilly Truscott: You can't date a senior, he's old enough to...
- Miley Stewart: ...make Jake jealous?
- Lilly Truscott: Oooh, diabolical. Or should i say guy-abolical?
- [laughs]
- Miley Stewart: You shouldn't say anything.
- Miley Stewart: Ok Whats up Jake? why haven't you told anyone about me an balloon boy?
- Jake Ryan: Why would I do that? You seemed so miserable and I didn't want to make it any worse.
- Miley Stewart: Really, thats kinda nice.
- Jake Ryan: It's like I've been telling you all along, im really not a bad guy.
- Miley Stewart: Maybe not.
- Jake Ryan: Plus I thought it was kinda cool that you went thriugh all that trouble just to make me jealous.
- [Walks off]
- Miley Stewart: [Catches up to him] wowhoho. Slow down there eagle boy. Why would I be trying to make you jealous, besides you have a girlfriend.
- Jake Ryan: Holly, shes not my girlfriend. We have a movie coming out so we were hanging out, its a publicity thing.
- Miley Stewart: Why didn't you tell me that before?
- Jake Ryan: Uh, Well I, I, I, think I...
- Miley Stewart: [Cuts him off] Wait a minute I know why, because you were trying to make me jealous.
- Jake Ryan: Was not.
- Miley Stewart: Was too, admit it Jake you like me!
- Jake Ryan: No, you like me just say it!
- Miley Stewart: No you say it!
- Jake Ryan: No You!
- Miley Stewart: No You!
- [He goes in and Kisses her. Lily who is watching all of this eating popcorn on a chair falls over spilling all of it]