- [Harvey is reading Wally Gator's file]
- Harvey Birdman: Operating a speedboat in protected waters... Operating a speedboat while firing a weapon... Operating a speedboat while operating a twelve pack... so, he's pretty much being charged for...
- Phil Ken Sebben: Being a redneck. Yep.
- Phil Ken Sebben: Huh, I thought that a gator only ate what it killed.
- Wally Gator: Not when it costs $2.99 a pound at the Costco!
- Myron Reducto: I've got a device... a body reshaper.
- Norlisa: A device? For the booty?
- Myron Reducto: Well, actually it was invented for other, more dastardly... yes, for the booty!
- Norlisa: Is it safe?
- Myron Reducto: It's patented in Sweden.
- Norlisa: How much does it cost?
- Myron Reducto: FREE! I mean, it's free.
- Norlisa: Well all right, when can I make an appointment?
- Myron Reducto: I have an opening right now. Turn around.
- Norlisa: You're gonna do it right here?
- Myron Reducto: It's out-patient! BACK OFF!
- [Reducto changes the switch on his shrink gun from 'Reduce' to 'Enlarge']
- Myron Reducto: Lord help me.
- [Zapping sound; Reducto enlarges Norlissa's backside]
- Norlisa: Ooh... that didn't hurt a bit!
- Myron Reducto: Oh, speak for yourself!