- Luigi: Are you sure these disguises will let us sneak aboard Koopa's toosh?
- Mario: Positive.
- [scoffs]
- Mario: You're my own brother, and even I don't recognize you.
- [boards Doomship, a Hammer Bro. notices them disguised]
- Hammer Bro.: Putting on a little weight, aren't you, Mario?
- Kootie Pie Koopa: It's time for a meaner, crueler America!
- King Koopa: Read them your new laws, Babykins.
- Kootie Pie Koopa: Law #1: Every kid in America must give me their toys. Any handsome boy who doesn't ask me for a date will be turned into a rock. All the gold in Fort Knox will be melted down to make me a lifetime supply of charm bracelets.
- King Koopa: Oh, no! My Doomship, ruined!
- Kootie Pie Koopa: It's all your fault! You let the Mario Bros. capture it! You let them warp me home! You let them save America!
- King Koopa: If you don't stop that whining right now...
- Kootie Pie Koopa: But, Daddykins...
- King Koopa: Go clean your room!
- [stomps the ground, shaking the room]
- Kootie Pie Koopa: Are you telling moi what to do?
- King Koopa: AND YOU'D BETTER DO IT!
- [as Koopa continues stomping, Mario and company listen from outside]
- King Koopa: STOP PINCHING YOUR LITTLE BROTHER! DON'T BE A BRAT! TURN DOWN YOUR STEREO!
- Mario: Well, heh, sounds like Koopa's finally giving Kootie Pie the present she deserves!
- King Koopa: [still stomping] PICK UP YOUR SOCKS! CLOSE THE DOOR! GET OFF THE TELEPHONE!