- [first lines]
- Princess Toadstool: Oogtar! Oogtar! Where could that lost cave kid be? It seems that we've been searching the enchanting forest for hours.
- Mario: Err... Don't worry princess, we'll find little Oogtar soon, it's almost past his bed time.
- Princess Toadstool: Watch out, Luigi! It's the most terrible Koopa Wizard in the entire Dino World, Wisenheimer!
- Wizenheimer: That's Wizenheimer!
- Wizenheimer: This is my enchanted forest. Whoever enters it becomes my prisoners. Now, plunge yourselves into that Warp Pipe!
- Princess Toadstool: No way. That Warp Pipe leads to a haunted house.
- Mario: Oh, yeah? Make us!
- Princess Toadstool: We're not afraid of you.
- Wizenheimer: How do you feel about Bob-ombs?
- [makes a Bob-omb appear in his hand]
- Wizenheimer: Bob-ombs!
- Luigi: Those we're not so crazy about.
- Mario: You'll never get away with this, Wiseacre!
- Wizenheimer: That's Wizenheimer! WIIIIIZENheimer!
- Mario: Wisen-whatever!
- Princess Toadstool: We never did anything to you. Why are you holding us prisoner?
- Wizenheimer: Because I'm an evil Koopa Wizard. I don't need a reason to be mean and nasty. It's my nature!
- Luigi: Well, I'm afraid he's got a point there, Princess.
- Princess Toadstool: We're free!
- Oogtar: Ooga awesome!
- Mario: Now let's show Wisen-whatchamacallit a new magic trick: How to disappear.
- Wizenheimer: That's WIZENHEIMER!
- Mario, Luigi: Wisen-whatever!