The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Buggy (1966)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : Took Mr. Drysdale to work.

  Jed Clampett : How did he like the buggy ride?

  Daisy Moses : Jed, he plumb loved it. When we pulled up in front of the bank, he didn't want to get out.

  Jed Clampett : He didn't, huh?

  Daisy Moses : I had to pry his hands loose. He was hangin' on so hard that his knuckles turned white.

• Daisy Moses : Jed, why don't we give the Drysdales a horse and buggy as a present?

  Jed Clampett : By doggies, Granny, that's a real neighborly thought.

  Daisy Moses : Ain't it though, friendly, kind, generous, and it's the only way I can make sure that she don't get a faster rig than mine.

• Jed Clampett : Now Granny, you do the right thing and take this horse back where you bought it.

  Daisy Moses : I don't think they'll take it back. It was on sale.

  Jethro Bodine : Yeah, 175 dollars.

  Jed Clampett : For this critter?

  Jethro Bodine : No sir, for the buggy. They threw in the horse for free.

• Elly May Clampett : [Jethro leads in the horse Granny bought for Mrs. Drysdale]  Now Ladybelle, if you gonna laugh, I'm gonna have to take you around back.

  Jed Clampett : Who named this horse "Lightnin"?

  Daisy Moses : I did.

  Jed Clampett : Granny, was you honestly fixin' to give this poor ol' animal to Mrs. Drysdale?

  Daisy Moses : What do you mean, poor ol' animal? All it needs is a little groomin' and some good food.

  Jed Clampett : What'll it use to chew with?

  Daisy Moses : It's got teeth, hasn't it Jethro?

  Jethro Bodine : Yes ma'am. One upper one lower.

• Jed Clampett , Milburn Drysdale : Mr. Drysdale, this buggy racin' is something Granny's had in her craw for 30 years now and ain't none of us gonna get no peace and quiet around here 'til she's shed of it.

  Milburn Drysdale : But my wife...

  Jed Clampett : Now if Granny could just whomp your wife in one race, I figger she'd be satisfies and forget all about it.

  Milburn Drysdale : But I don't...

  Jed Clampett : Your wife wouldn't mind doin' that, would she? For me?

  Milburn Drysdale : Mr. Clampett, she'd be delighted.

• Jed Clampett : Where's your buggy?

  Daisy Moses : Lightnin' run so fast, she pulled right outta the harness.