- [first lines]
- Serpentor: Congratulations, Datu Ali, on your series of successful raids on the G.I. Joe bases. Thanks to you, American military presence in the South Pacific has weakened. Cobra is pleased.
- Datu Ali: Thank you, Cobra Emperor.
- [Sgt. Slaughter's hat comes twirling through the window and lands in front of Datu Ali]
- Datu Ali: Sgt. Slaughter!
- Sgt. Slaughter: Yo Joe!
- Sgt. Slaughter: So... You wanna play rough, huh? Good! Because that's the only way I know how to play.
- [Sgt. Slaughter has been mistaken for Wetsuit]
- Pierre LaFonte: Congratulations, Wetsuit. You have survived our tourney. And I must say, your martial arts prowess far exceeds the information in our files.
- Sgt. Slaughter: You know what you can do with your files.
- Sgt. Slaughter: Hey, Fang Breath.
- Cobra Commander: Sgt. Slaughter! No!
- Pierre LaFonte: You... know this man?
- Sgt. Slaughter: Know him? Yes, you swine!
- Pierre LaFonte: And he's not Mr. Forrest?
- Cobra Commander: He's not Mr. anything! He is a G.I. Joe.
- [last lines]
- Sgt. Slaughter: So, tell me, LaFonte. Just who was I supposed to assassinate, anyway?
- Pierre LaFonte: Don't you know? Serpentor. Cobra Commander put a contract out on him.
- Sgt. Slaughter: I don't believe it, sir. I had a perfect opportunity at cripplin' Cobra once and for all and I blew it.
- Beach Head: Don't worry, Sarge. You'll have another chance. You can always count on Cobra to strike any time and any place.
- Sgt. Slaughter: And I'll be there. You can count on that.
- Low-Light: This reminds me of Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness. Ever read that book, Leatherneck?
- Leatherneck: Nope, don't think so. But I saw a movie once called The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter.