Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Helicopter (2007)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
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Quotes
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Drake Parker : [talking to Teri about skydiving] You know, they, uh, say one in five people don't even make it to the ground.
Teri - Blue Top Girl : Wow.
Josh Nichols : What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where they go?
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Vince : [repeating the five stages of a skydive] Now, s'all you got to do is you're gone squat.
Drake Parker : Squat?
Vince : Pray.
Drake Parker : Pray?
Vince : Leap.
Drake Parker : Leap!
Vince : Ahhhh...
Drake Parker : Ahhhh.
Vince : And then touchdown.
Drake Parker : Touchdown.
Vince : Yes, sir, that's S, P, L, A, T.
Drake Parker : That spells splat.
Vince : [looking at his own board] Oh, man...
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[an alarm sounds]
Drake Parker : I think it's the fuel gauge! We're on "E!"
Josh Nichols : Well maybe "E" means "Extra Fuel!"
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Drake Parker : You know, Josh should start trying to be a little more like me.
Josh Nichols : Drake would be so much better off if he acted more like me.
Drake Parker : I mean, if Mom or Walter tells him he's not allowed to do something, he LISTENS to 'em.
Josh Nichols : When a parent tells you no, you gotta respect that, but Drake just does whatever he...
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[up in a helicopter without a pilot]
Drake Parker : I'm gonna fly this helicopter! You've seen me play Helicopter Rescue!
Josh Nichols : What? That's a video game!
Drake Parker : So? If I can land a military helicopter on the Empire State Building and rescue the princess while a giant lobster's shooting rockets at me, I think I can land this thing on a freeway, all right?
Josh Nichols : I won't argue with THAT logic!
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Drake Parker : [looking down from the helicopter] Well, those people look really tiny down there.
Vince : That's a pre-school.
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Josh Nichols : Oh, why you putting on that parachute?
Drake Parker : To retard my fall.
Josh Nichols : You said you weren't gonna jump.
Drake Parker : Yeah... but I'm gonna.
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Drake Parker : Oh, man, what're-what're-what're we gonna do? We got no pilot, we can't fly this thing, I gotta pee and we're gonna die! I mean, I'm gonna die full of pee!