A report appears in the local paper stating that anybody trying to enter the Archer, which is subject to a curse, will be killed by the thing they love most. After Kelly mysteriously disappears and is suffocated by bags of crisps, the others break into the pub, where Donna is cut in two by a glass ceiling after killing Gaz, and Louise kills herself. Jonny is consumed by a giant Jammy Dodger biscuit, and when Janet awakens from the nightmare, she finds that the biscuit has replace Jonny in the bed next to her.
—don @ minifie-1