Rocko's Modern Life (TV Series)

The High-Five of Doom/Fly Burgers (1996)

Carlos Alazraqui: Rocko, Spunky, Judge, Gordon, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Filburt Turtle : Hi, Rocko! Hi, Heff!

  Heffer Wolfe : Hello, "Filburt", if that is your real name.

  Rocko : Uh, do you have any plans for later?

  Filburt Turtle : Plans?

  Heffer Wolfe : Oh, you know. Go to the park? See a movie? BURST OUT OF SOMEONE'S CHEST!

  Filburt Turtle : No. Just a quiet afternoon at home. Alone. Minding my own business.

  Rocko : Heff!

  Heffer Wolfe : So, Filb, uh... Klaatu barada nikto! Hmm?

  Filburt Turtle : Huh?

  Rocko : What?

  Heffer Wolfe : It's alien language. I saw it in a sci-fi movie

  Rocko : Heffer, I think we'd better go.

  Heffer Wolfe : Hey, how come all you turtles eat at Chewy Chicken, huh?

  Filburt Turtle : Well, it's the only place in town that serves a good lettuce torte with broccoli squeezies.

  Heffer Wolfe : Broccoli squeezies my butt!

  Rocko : We're definitely going now!

  [pushes Heffer out of the restaurant] 

  Heffer Wolfe : You can't fool me! I know this place is just a front! Chewy Chicken is people! Chewy Chicken is people! CHEWY CHICKEN IS PEOPLE!

  Chicken Father : Phew! That's a relief!

• Heffer Wolfe : [comes bursting into Rocko's house]  Rocko! Do you still have Filburt's diary?

  Rocko : [hides the diary behind his back]  No! I mean, yes. But I wasn't reading it. If that's what you mean.

  Heffer Wolfe : I just gotta see it! It's all I think about! I can't sleep, I can't think! I can't even eat! Well... okay, I *can* *eat*.

• Rocko : [referring to Filburt's diary]  Look, Heff, if I let you see one page, then will you be satisfied?

  Heffer Wolfe : Yes. I'll be satisfied.

  Heffer Wolfe : [Heffer starts reading aloud]  The Earth Log of Filburt Shellbach. I am an alien. For our evil plan to take over this puny planet, see next page. Well, that's one page.

  Rocko : Yup. One page.

  Heffer Wolfe : [closes the diary]  Play a game of badminton?

  Rocko : Um... yeah. Okay.

• Filburt Turtle : Hey, guys? How about a HIGH FIVE!

  Heffer Wolfe , Rocko : HIT THE DECK!

  Filburt Turtle : Hey, what's wrong with you guys? Why are you acting so strange?

• Rocko : Fly day is a very dangerous day.