Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 7023 (2005)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Weird Newscasters"] 

  [subtitles: "using everyone else's bodies as his weather maps"] 

  Ryan Stiles : Let's make it quick. We have a busy, busy weather day tomorrow. We got some cloud cover coming in over the mountains...

  [points to Kathy Greenwood's breasts] 

  Ryan Stiles : heading into the foothills tomorrow,

  [lifts Colin's feet] 

  Ryan Stiles : into the foothills. Tomorrow night, we're gonna see a full moon for the first time...

  [turns Colin around and shows his butt to the audience] 

  Ryan Stiles : full moon out tomorrow. And tomorrow, visibility WILL be low...

  [points to Drew's glasses] 

  Ryan Stiles : and for you boaters, we've got a small craft warning.

  [points to Drew's crotch; Drew looks annoyed] 

• Drew Carey : [after "Weird Newscasters"] 

  [to Ryan] 

  Drew Carey : What's the weather like at the UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE?

  [to Colin] 

  Drew Carey : Hey Colin, what was your name at the top of that?

  Colin Mochrie : Noah Sheshavingmybaby.

  Ryan Stiles : "Know her? She's having my..."

  Drew Carey : Oh, KNOW her, she's having...

  Colin Mochrie : [interrupting]  NOAH, NOAH, Sheshavingmybaby.

  Drew Carey : Oh. I didn't get it at first.

  Colin Mochrie : You weren't alone.

  [Ryan chuckles] 

  Drew Carey : I hated to ask, but we were all wondering.

  Colin Mochrie : You know, my stuff, a lot of it's cerebral.

  Drew Carey : [laughs]  Yeah, the kind of "cerebral" you pour milk on.

  [tepid audience reaction] 

  Drew Carey : Now, let's... better than "Noah Sheshavingmybaby"!

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Showstopping Number", set in the U.S. Senate] 

  [singing] 

  Ryan Stiles : I don't have what it takes anymore. / I'm gonna head right out that door. / I'm gonna lose, gonna take a great fall, / You probably don't understand; you're cerebral!

• Wayne Brady : [in "Showstopping Number", set in the U.S. Senate]  Hello, I'm the Reverend Jesse Jackson. I would like to give you my support for the Itty Bitty Panty Party.

  Ryan Stiles : Itty Bitty Panty Party?

  Wayne Brady : The Itty Bitty Panty Party, for the Itty Bitty Panty Party partakes of the participitation of the partisan committees.

• Wayne Brady : [in "Number of Words", the scene being "Rocky"] 

  [as Apollo Creed] 

  Wayne Brady : [can only say four word sentences]  What's up, chump? Huh?

  Colin Mochrie : [as Rocky] 

  [can only say three word sentences] 

  Colin Mochrie : Why you here?

  Wayne Brady : To break the "Rock".

  Ryan Stiles : [as Mickey] 

  [can only say five word sentences] 

  Ryan Stiles : Don't let 'im bother ya.

  [pauses to count the number of words in his head, then nods] 

  Colin Mochrie : I gotta, ADRIAN!

  Kathy Greenwood : [as Adrian] 

  [can only say two word sentences] 

  Kathy Greenwood : I heard.

  [holding left ear in mock pain] 

  Ryan Stiles : I'll take care of Adrian.

  [pulls Kathy out of the way] 

  Wayne Brady : Fly like a butterfly.

  Colin Mochrie : Sting like a...

  Kathy Greenwood : Bee, stupid.

  Wayne Brady : Yeah, bee, stupid. Damn!