Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 7023 (2005)
Colin Mochrie: Self
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Quotes
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Weird Newscasters"] Welcome to the six o'clock news. I'm your anchor, Noah Sheshavingmybaby.
[mild audience laughter]
Colin Mochrie : The top story today... a scientist today admitted that he paid a prostitute over a thousand dollars to take a special chemical compound with some sparkling water in attempts to increase her I.Q. by over eighty points. The experiment failed, however, which proves: You can lead a whore to water, but you can't make her think.
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Drew Carey : [after "Weird Newscasters"]
[to Ryan]
Drew Carey : What's the weather like at the UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE?
[to Colin]
Drew Carey : Hey Colin, what was your name at the top of that?
Colin Mochrie : Noah Sheshavingmybaby.
Ryan Stiles : "Know her? She's having my..."
Drew Carey : Oh, KNOW her, she's having...
Colin Mochrie : [interrupting] NOAH, NOAH, Sheshavingmybaby.
Drew Carey : Oh. I didn't get it at first.
Colin Mochrie : You weren't alone.
[Ryan chuckles]
Drew Carey : I hated to ask, but we were all wondering.
Colin Mochrie : You know, my stuff, a lot of it's cerebral.
Drew Carey : [laughs] Yeah, the kind of "cerebral" you pour milk on.
[tepid audience reaction]
Drew Carey : Now, let's... better than "Noah Sheshavingmybaby"!
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Colin Mochrie : [in "World's Worst", about person to be married to]
[confused]
Colin Mochrie : WOMEN have orgasms?
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Wayne Brady : [in "Number of Words", the scene being "Rocky"]
[as Apollo Creed]
Wayne Brady : [can only say four word sentences] What's up, chump? Huh?
Colin Mochrie : [as Rocky]
[can only say three word sentences]
Colin Mochrie : Why you here?
Wayne Brady : To break the "Rock".
Ryan Stiles : [as Mickey]
[can only say five word sentences]
Ryan Stiles : Don't let 'im bother ya.
[pauses to count the number of words in his head, then nods]
Colin Mochrie : I gotta, ADRIAN!
Kathy Greenwood : [as Adrian]
[can only say two word sentences]
Kathy Greenwood : I heard.
[holding left ear in mock pain]
Ryan Stiles : I'll take care of Adrian.
[pulls Kathy out of the way]
Wayne Brady : Fly like a butterfly.
Colin Mochrie : Sting like a...
Kathy Greenwood : Bee, stupid.
Wayne Brady : Yeah, bee, stupid. Damn!