Gene Simmons: Self

Quotes 

• Gene Simmons : [after arriving in Lowestoft]  Where the fuck am I? Oh my god, I've landed in Lilliput. Everything's so small.

• Gene Simmons : If you decide you want to go through my class, and if you decide you want to put up the work, and if you decide you want to be somebody, I'll help you be somebody. If you want to be a loser, and if you want to stay in a small town and never amount to anything, watch what happens if you don't come to my class. If you stay out of my class, I will kick your butt out. You think this is kiddie time? I'm serious as a heart attack

• Gene Simmons : [intro to season two]  I'm Gene Simmons, and I wear more makeup and higher heels than your mommy does. I want the best, and I'm going to get the best, because I'm the teacher. Class is in session.