Fred Willard: Fred Hawkins

Quotes 

• Stan Hooper : Oh, hey, Fred - check this out, huh!

  [Stan sounds off a turkey call maker] 

  Fred Hawkins : What the hell is that?

  Stan Hooper : That's a turkey call. you know a turkey call. Turkeys are attracted to the sound of other turkeys.

  Fred Hawkins : Well, I don't know about you, Hooper, I'm looking to kill a turkey, not seduce one!