Salute Your Shorts (TV Series)

Michael Comes to Camp (1991)

Heidi Lucas: Dina Alexander

Quotes 

• Dina Alexander : Fashion alert, fashion alert. Are you REALLY gonna wear those glasses in public?

  Telly Radford : I need 'em to see.

  Dina Alexander : Seeing good instead of looking good? Priority check.

• Dina Alexander : We had Norwegian salmon - all the way from Norwege. Doesn't anybody care?

• Dina Alexander : I've had dinner with Janet Jackson.

  Michael Stein : [to Telly]  You know what? You and I have the same shoes.

  Telly Radford : Cool!

  Dina Alexander : We've had Norwegian salmon. Oooh, all the way from Norweg.

  [Michael and Telly stare at her] 

  Dina Alexander : Doesn't anybody care?

  Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : [comes up behind her]  I care!

  Dina Alexander : Oh, your breath smells like a wet diaper.

  Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : Huh?

  Dina Alexander : Get lost.

  [scoffs]