Salute Your Shorts (TV Series)
Michael Comes to Camp (1991)
Michael Bower: Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen
Quotes
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Bobby Budnick : You are roasted...
Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : toasted...
Bobby Budnick , Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : [together] ... and burnt to a crisp.
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Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : I can hock a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.
Michael Stein : Well, your mother must be really proud.
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Bobby Budnick : I don't like this new guy. He's athletic and popular.
Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : Yeah, everything we're not.
Bobby Budnick : So how are we gonna take him down?
Bobby Budnick , Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : [smirking to each other] Secret Society!
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Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : Someday I'm gonna ask her out.
Bobby Budnick : Stop dreamin' and glue your macaroni onto somethin'.
Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : I can't.
Bobby Budnick : Why not?
Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : I ate it.
Bobby Budnick : You ate your macorni?
Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : Yeah.
Bobby Budnick : How? It's uncooked, rock hard, and covered with yellow spray paint.
Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : I thought that was cheese.
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Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : whoa! power puke!
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Dina Alexander : I've had dinner with Janet Jackson.
Michael Stein : [to Telly] You know what? You and I have the same shoes.
Telly Radford : Cool!
Dina Alexander : We've had Norwegian salmon. Oooh, all the way from Norweg.
[Michael and Telly stare at her]
Dina Alexander : Doesn't anybody care?
Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : [comes up behind her] I care!
Dina Alexander : Oh, your breath smells like a wet diaper.
Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : Huh?
Dina Alexander : Get lost.
[scoffs]