Robot Chicken (TV Series)
Celebrity Rocket (2006)
Breckin Meyer: Lindsay Lohan
Quotes
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Lindsay Lohan : I'm Lindsay Lohan... Lo-hon... Lowon... I'm Lois Lane!
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Hilary Duff : [in a parody of Highlander] He's dead, as are the Olsen Twins. I even decapitated my sister Haylie, though she didn't have any powers, now it was really awkward to explain to Mom and Dad. Only you and I remain.
Lindsay Lohan : You bitch!
Hilary Duff : Watch it Lohan, we can't fight on holy ground.
[They're currently at The Gap]
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Sean Connery : [During Lindsay's training exercises] You must harness your gifts for the gathering.
Lindsay Lohan : What gathering? You're gathering.
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Lindsay Lohan : I lost 150 pounds, and nobody takes me seriously! Maybe I'll adopt a brown kid.
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Hilary Duff : So now it ends. The power is mine, Lohan!
Lindsay Lohan : Not if I can help it!
[Lohan and Duff engage in a sword fight]
Hilary Duff : Slut!
Lindsay Lohan : Whore!
Hilary Duff : White trash!
Lindsay Lohan : Agent Cody Skanks!
Hilary Duff : Aaron Carter loves *me*!
Lindsay Lohan : Aaron said your toes were gross!
Hilary Duff : Your album sucks!
Lindsay Lohan : *MY* album sucks!
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Lindsay Lohan : When I grow up, I gonna get an Oscar.
Sean Connery : If by Oscar, you mean get your head cut off, you're on your way if you don't train harder.
Lindsay Lohan : Uh, that totally isn't what I meant, stupid! You smell like whiskey, and I wanna go shopping.
Sean Connery : And they complained when I smack my wife.
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Sean Connery : Never lose your temper!
Lindsay Lohan : Never lose my "tampon"?
Sean Connery : Temper!
Lindsay Lohan : Ugh, i hate your slurring, you drunk!
Sean Connery : I'm not drunk! I'm Scottish!
Lindsay Lohan : [sarcastic] Ooh, sure. And I was in the hospital for exhaustion.