- [first lines]
- George: Now you look after yourself.
- Janet: I will. Love you.
- George: Love you too.
- [they kiss]
- Mrs Raven: That'll stop when they're knee-deep in nappies.
- Ella: Nappies? Janet! You're not pregnant?
- Janet: Pregnant? Course I'm not pregnant! Do I look pregnant?
- [Janet's belly swells up, breaking her belt]
- Janet: George?
- George: Yup, you look pregnant to me.
- Mrs Raven: Oh my God, you're going to have triplets like me.
- Janet: It's only the one.
- Mrs Raven: Trust me, that's not a baby; that's a conspiracy. You can join my group.
- Janet: What group?
- Mrs Raven: Mums Against Triplets. We go round each other's houses and stick pins in things that come in threes. Mind you that's probably how I got pregnant in the first place.