- Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: You better save some room, Delightful Dorks, 'cause you're gonna eat your words along with that cake!
- Nigel Uno: Um... we don't let them eat the cake.
- Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: Oh... uh, provided we let you eat the cake, which we're not gonna do!
- Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: [sympathetically] Man, you need to work on that.
- Nigel Uno: [after hearing Numbuh 2's idea] That... is... *brilliant*!
- Nigel Uno: [next scene, eggs are in his room] This... is... *stupid*! You put a kajillion eggs in my room?
- Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: Well, I wasn't gonna put them in *my* room.