Danny McBride credited as playing...
Rico
- Rod Kimble: Hey, everybody! I got some awesome news. We have a new crew member today, Denise. So I thought it would be fun if we all went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves. I'll start. My name is Rod, and I like to party. All right, Dave, you're up.
- Dave: Uh, hi. Uh, my name is Dave, and uh... I like to party.
- Rod Kimble: Uh, no, Dave. I just said that I party, so maybe you could do something different from me.
- Dave: My name is Dave, and I... am the stuntman.
- Rod Kimble: You know what? Let's move on. Rico, you're up.
- Rico: Uh, hello! I'm Rico, and I like to party.
- Rod Kimble: Yeah, uh, Rico, what did I just say to Dave?
- Rico: Who?
- Rod Kimble: Dave!
- Kevin Powell: I like to party. I'm Rod.
- Rod Kimble: No! You're Kevin!
- Kevin Powell: Right, Kevin. I party.
- Rod Kimble: No, no, you don't. Okay, nobody parties but me.
- Dave: Yes, and we party.
- Rod Kimble: No!
- Rico: Yeah, just Rod...
- Rod Kimble: Yes!
- Rico: ...and me!
- Rod Kimble: No! I'm the only one who parties!
- Kevin Powell: I'm pretty sure I've partied before.
- Rod Kimble: No, Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party. Okay? You do not party!
- Kevin Powell: You're right. Dave's the party guy.
- Dave: Haha, sweet!
- Rod Kimble: Oh, my God, shut up! Okay? I'm just gonna do it for you.
- Rico: [beating up Trailer Guy] GOD! I go to church every goddamn Sunday! You gonna bring the DEMONS outta me?
- Rico: I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them - which is kinda weird.
- Rico: Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?
- Rod Kimble: Did you reinforce the take-off ramp?
- Rico: No, we didn't have time.
- Rod Kimble: [unsure] Cool.
- Dave: Whatever happened to "Live as a team. Die as a team"?
- Rod Kimble: It's a sham, okay? There's no such thing as a team. You live and die alone.
- Rico: [to Rod] Do you see what you're doing to him? You're making him upset. How important is this to you, huh? I don't even cry, and look at me. You're about to make tears come out of my face.
- [screaming]
- Rico: Who am I supposed to build ramps for? Who am I supposed to build ramps for now?