- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: I have bad news for you my darling. I have been faithful to you.
- Latka Gravas: Oh no!
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Now this is where I get confused. If I can only get over this part I know I can help.
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: It is not bad enough I have to be here, now you're playing hard to get. You want to be seduced? O... K. Ooooh, I never felt like this before. My legs are like jelly. Ooooh. You make me feeel like a little girl.
- [gruffly]
- Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: You make me feel like a woman. You make me feel like a flying horse!