- Simon "Cookie" Cook: Moze! I need you to be my fake girlfriend and make Lisa jealous at lunch today!
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Sorry, I'm already fake going out with Ned.
- Ned Bigby: [Ned and Moze just kissed to prove to Missy they're dating] Ahem, very convincing.
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Anything for a pal.
- Ned Bigby: Right, right. So, uh, how are you and Faymen doing? You know, just asking.
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Huh? Oh, right, um...
- [Faymen comes in fighting Seth-both in Sumo Wrestling outfits]
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: He's fighting for my honor. Or something...
- Billy "Bully" Loomer: What are you two losers doing?
- Seth Powers: I am fighting for Jennifer's honor in a sumo wrestling outfit, for she is my one true love!
- Faymen Phorchin: No, she's mine!
- Billy "Bully" Loomer: No, she's mine! And I will fight for her!
- Seth Powers: Fine! But we're really tired from Girl Honor Fighting!
- Seth Powers: Hey! Jennifer's my girl, bucko!
- [Slaps Faymen with a white glove]
- Faymen Phorchin: Fine, but I must warn you, my friend. I am the jealous type!
- [Slaps Seth with his own white glove. They start slapping each other repeatedly]
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Guys! Guys! Don't be jealous over me! And where are you getting the white gloves?
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Why don't you just tell Missy the truth - you're not interested in her.
- Ned Bigby: Because the truth doesn't WORK on crazy people!