- [Nick Stokes is interrogating a hooker, who shows him the flyer that one of her client gave her]
- Sally: There. I've never been to Hawaii.
- Nick Stokes: No, me neither.
- Sally: [In a teasing tone] I'd like you to take me in Hawaii.
- Nick Stokes: I'm working.
- Sally: So am I.
- [Gil Grissom is working in Wendy Simm's lab]
- Wendy Simms: Mind if I stick around and watch?
- C.S.I. Night Shift Supervisor Dr. Gil Grissom: Don't you have something better to do?
- Wendy Simms: Yeah, I do but some guy is using my lab.
- [Captain Brass is interrogating the husband of a murdered woman]
- Captain Jim Brass: That's a pretty good theory. Wanna hear another one?
- Willy Cutler: Sure.
- Captain Jim Brass: Well let's start with your wife banging a lawn boy.
- Willy Cutler: Timmy?
- Captain Jim Brass: Timmy. Why, you didn't know?
- Willy Cutler: [Crying] No!
- Captain Jim Brass: Really? Well according to Timmy, you found him in your bedroom and dragged him off the closet.
- Willy Cutler: He's lying! I wasn't home!
- Captain Jim Brass: Oh yeah that's right. That's right. You were in a love boat with Sally the hooker.
- C.S.I. Night Shift Supervisor Dr. Gil Grissom: There's no other sign of disturbance in here. What about the rest of the house?
- Captain Jim Brass: Nothing obvious.
- C.S.I. Night Shift Supervisor Dr. Gil Grissom: How many domestics have you seen when someone got shot in the face and nothing else was disturbed?
- Warrick Brown: What do you think?
- C.S.I. Night Shift Supervisor Dr. Gil Grissom: That your married people take things too personally.