Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
200 (2006)
Richard Dean Anderson: Major General Jack O'Neill, Colonel Jack O'Neill
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Quotes
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Major General Jack O'Neill : I can sneak around all I want, totally undetected. I give us the element of surprise. The bottom line is, I can do more for this planet invisible than I ever could as my own sweet salient self.
Teal'c : I assume I am staring at you stoically.
Major General Jack O'Neill : Not buying it, eh?
Teal'c : No. You are most transparent, O'Neill.
Major General Jack O'Neill : Oh, I get it. Good one.
Teal'c : I can see right through you.
Major General Jack O'Neill : Don't push it.
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Major General Jack O'Neill : I wouldn't mind... one last jaunt through the old orifice... What?... That's what we call it sometimes, don't we?... Orifice?
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Martin Lloyd : I'm talking about... a twist!... Something nobody's expecting
Major General Jack O'Neill : You mean, something like this?
[O'Neill is standing in the doorway waving]
Vala Mal Doran : Wow... Don't think anybody will see that coming
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : Nope! There'll be spoilers
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : You kidding? It'll be in the commercial
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Martin Lloyd : Stupid focus groups. They hate the ending. I have to think of something new.
Major General Jack O'Neill : They could go fishing.
Martin Lloyd : Fishing?
Major General Jack O'Neill : Yeah, it'd be a perfect ending. I mean, after that, anything else would seem pointless.
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Major General Hank Landry : Hey Walter!... C'mon! We're all going!
Chief Mst Sgt. Walter Harriman : [who's never gone through the gate] I don't have the right outfit!
Major General Jack O'Neill : You look fine
[Walter runs down in his regular uniform, yet emerges in full mission gear]
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Major General Jack O'Neill : I thought I told you I retired!
Major General Hank Landry : Oh. I thought you said you were tired.