- Homer Simpson: Alright, how should I get there?
- [looks at rowing boat]
- Homer Simpson: Hmm. I guess it's row versus wade. And it's my right to choose!
- Homer Simpson: [sitting on lakeside dock] Who are you?
- Sea Captain: I'm the camp swimming instruct-arrrr. Except on weekends, when I run the movie project-arrrr. Only PG movies, nothing R-rrrr.