The Simpsons (TV Series)

Midnight Rx (2005)

Harry Shearer: Mr. Burns, 'History of Flight' Narrator, Lenny, Smithers, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Video Game Voice, Pharm-er John's Film Narrator, Jasper, Canada Border Guard, Pharmacist, U.S. Border Guard #2, Ned Flanders, English Canadian Official

Quotes 

• Nurse : Let me explain from behind this cage. Now, your pills have become very expensive and no one could give a rat's ass about you. So after a lot of thought, we decided to let you go cold turkey. For those of you who will survive the night, we'll be having waffles.

  Jasper Beardly : Ooh waffles!

  Grampa Simpson : I didn't die in World War II just to be pushed around by some pill-hoarding hussy! I'm gonna fight this thing!

  Old Jewish Man : Agh, he's crazy, but what are you gonna do? He's young.

• Ned Flanders : [about coffee from a Thermos]  Careful. It's hotter than a Fox News weather skank.

• Canada Border Guard : [Sees Apu Hollering with a Towel wrapped around his head and assumes he is a terrorist]  Stop him! He's expressing his faith, eh!

• Canadian Flanders : Well, circle-cut my bacon! Look at all these Yankee-Doodly-Dandies! Is there another Vietnam goin' on?

  Ned Flanders : Hello, neighborino to the North! I sure like the cut of your gibberish!

  Canadian Flanders : Coin-dodily-diddly. Diddly-daddly. Di-di-doodly. Noodly-daddly-diddly-doodly. Shat-a-diddly-daddly-atner. Doodly-dodly-diddly-dodly.

  Ned Flanders : [simultaneously]  Diddly-oodly. Diddly, oodly. Oodly-oodly. Maply-aply. Diddly-oodly.

  Canadian Flanders : Say, would you like to puff on a reeferino? It's legal here.

  Ned Flanders : They warned me Satan would be attractive. Let's go!

• English-speaking Canadian prison guard : We've confiscated your car and its contents.

  French-speaking Canadian prison guard : Nous avons confisqué votre voiture et ses contenu.

  English-speaking Canadian prison guard : You may leave Canada, but never return.

  French-speaking Canadian prison guard : Vous êtes permée du quitter au Canada, mais vous n'avez pas le droit de rentrée.

  English-speaking Canadian prison guard : I am a big fat French idiot.

  French-speaking Canadian prison guard : Je suis un grand gros... hey!