Türkisch für Anfänger (TV Series)
Die, in der ich meine Freiheit verliere (2006)
Josefine Preuß: Lena Schneider
Quotes
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Doris Schneider : Anybody want anything from the supermarket?
Lena Schneider : [voiceover] Me. My old life, please.
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Lena Schneider : Yagmur, tell me, what is it you're praying for?
Yagmur Öztürk : That everything will return to the way it was and you will all move out.
Lena Schneider : Send my regards up, I'll take the same.
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Cem Öztürk : There are some rules you should know, you know. This is my 'hood, my area, my street.
Lena Schneider : You want to sell me real estate?
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Doris Schneider : You are so kitschy!
Metin Öztürk : Yes, that's how I got you.
Lena Schneider : You only got her because she is in her midlife crisis. Don't hold it against me, Metin, but if my mother were a man, you'd only be a Porsche.
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Nils Schneider : He's a crime scene analyst. He's told me that he only needs a pubic hair or something like that, and then he finds the criminal.
Lena Schneider : So they'll never find you.
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Doris Schneider : [is supported by Lena and Nils in an exercise meant to leave fears behind] I am afraid that I won't be able to make Metin happy. Sexually, too.
Lena Schneider : [her and Nils get up, disgusted, and go away]
Doris Schneider : This exercise simply doesn't work with teenagers.
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Lena Schneider : [voiceover] Three weeks. Then you'll break up anyway.
Yagmur Öztürk : [beckons to the waitress] Has pork been served on this plate? I guess so, since you offer pork dishes on the menu. I would like to have a fresh, wrapped plate. I'm muslim. That's a religion.
Lena Schneider : [voiceover] Two weeks.
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Doris Schneider : Whatever she says, she doesn't mean it.
Lena Schneider : Mom. Father. Siblings. To us! To the Schneider and the...
Metin Öztürk : Öztürk. Metin.
Lena Schneider : To the Schneider and the Öz... nöks. Cheers.
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Cem Öztürk : [his first sentence in the series] I hate China pubs, they put dogs in the food.
Lena Schneider : [voiceover] A cliché. And it's alive.
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Lena Schneider : [Intro of every 1st season episode] That's me. Happy. Before my mom fell in love again. And my life was over. And now? Am I living in an extended family. And I really could have done without that.