The Simpsons (TV Series)
Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield (1996)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Squeaky-Voiced Teen
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : But Marge... valets! For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene."
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Homer : What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.
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Gate Guard : Name, please.
Homer Simpson : Simpson family.
Marge Simpson : We're not poor.
[the whole family stares at her]
Marge Simpson : Well, we're not.
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Bart Simpson : That place is weird. A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels, until I paid him to stop.
Homer Simpson : [holding a stack of towels] Should have held out longer, boy!
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Homer Simpson : Good morning, Mr. Burns. Beautiful day to be outside, isn't it?
Mr. Burns : Rant on, Simpson, but your vainglorious boasting will only add savor to my inevitable triumph.
Homer Simpson : [pause] Yes.
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Tom Kite : Now you don't want to overthink.
Homer Simpson : Not a problem.
Tom Kite : Keep your head down.
Homer Simpson : Huh?
Tom Kite : Pretend there's nobody else here and just go at your own pace.
[the ball lands near the hole]
Tom Kite : Wow! Very impressive. You're a natural, Mr. Simpson.
Homer Simpson : Really?
Tom Kite : Uh huh. Now all you need is your *own* set of clubs
[suddenly angry]
Tom Kite : ... and stay the hell out of my locker! You can keep the shoes!
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Homer : Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."
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Mr. Burns : Use the open-faced club! The sandwedge!
Homer Simpson : Mmm... open-faced club sandwich...