The Simpsons (TV Series)

Realty Bites (1997)

Phil Hartman: Lionel Hutz

Quotes 

• [Marge is working at a real estate firm] 

  Lionel Hutz : I've been getting a lot of calls about you, Marge. People just love your no-pressure approach.

  Marge : Well, you know what we say: the right house for the right person.

  Lionel Hutz : I'm going to let you in on a little secret. The right house is the house that's for sale. And the right person is anyone.

• Lionel Hutz : [ringing a bell]  Attention.

  [the bell dinger breaks off] 

  Lionel Hutz : Ding-ding, ding-ding, ding-ding. Listen up, everybody. Marge Simpson sold her first house.