The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart vs. Australia (1995)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• [after Bart moons the people of Australia by writing "Don't tread on me" on his behind] 

  Marge : I'm glad you're all right, honey, but I wish you'd chosen a more tasteful way to be patriotic.

  Lisa : I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt.

• Bart : No fair! You only won because you had the inside track. If the water had been going the other way...

  Lisa : It never goes the other way, Bart. In the Northern Hemisphere, water always drains counter-clockwise. It's called the Coriolis Effect.

  Bart : No way! Water doesn't obey your "rules." It goes where it wants to. Like me, babe.

• [Lisa sees a sign for a "Yahoo Serious Festival"] 

  Lisa : I know those words, but that sign doesn't make sense.