- Wembley Fraggle: Hey Red, look at this poster I made for your publicity campaign, isn't it terrific?
- Gobo Fraggle: Hey, that's great, Wembley.
- Boober Fraggle: Yeah, nice use of brown.
- Red Fraggle: [singing] Doo, doo, doo, here comes the water! Doo, doo, doo, here comes the water! Doo, doo, doo, where is the water?
- Archbanger Fraggle: There is no water.
- Red Fraggle: Oh.
- [resumes singing]
- Red Fraggle: Doo, doo, doo, there is no water! Doo, doo, doo, there is... no water! What do you mean there's no water? Bang the pipe!
- Archbanger Fraggle: Well, we did, you see. Or did you see? Well, I guess you didn't see. Nothing happened. Well, it's most odd. But then... pipes work in wondrous ways.
- Gobo Fraggle: Hey Red, isn't there anything we could do?
- Boober Fraggle: Say 'no'.
- Red Fraggle: No.
- Boober Fraggle: Good, I've got socks to wash.
- Pa Gorg: Junior, come in here a minute, son!
- Junior Gorg: Coming, pa!
- Pa Gorg: That's General Pa to you!
- Junior Gorg: Oh, General Pa!
- [salutes]