Undergrads (TV Series)

Work Study (2001)

Pete Williams: Parker 'Nitz' Walsh, Justin 'Gimpy' Taylor, Cal Evans, Rocko Gambiani

Quotes 

• Rocko : [Nitz tries to leave his job amicably, but Rocko interrupts]  He ain't working for the man no more. So screw you... with some sexual harassment on top. In your face!

• Rocko : [at sperm bank]  While I was doing the form I filled up... let's see 1, 2, 3... 8 cups.

  Nurse : I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept donations made in the lobby.

  Rocko : DAMN IT! It's gonna take me another... okay I'm ready.

• Nitz : What are credit cards for, if not downloading fake naked pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt?

  Rocko : What's fake? Those are implants?

• Nitz : Wow. Vintage 77 standies, mint condition, $35?

  Cashier : Those droids will serve you well.

  Nitz : Yeah. It will mean no more spending for the rest of the month but my friends will understand.

  Cashier : Friends? That must be nice.

• [At a Jewish restaurant] 

  Rocko : Hillel, huh? What the hillel is up with this place?

  [Everyone turns and glares at him] 

  Rocko : What?

  Cal : I love theme restaurants, guy!

  Nitz : See! This is free, and this is fun. You hungry?

  Rocko : Yeah. I'm gonna get me the babyback ribs!

  [Everyone turns and glares at him] 

  Rocko : Stop looking at me!

• Nitz : Well, guys, it's free.

  Cal : Free enema? I didn't even know he was in jail guy.

  Nitz , Rocko : Okay let's call it a night.

  [Rocko groans and zips up his jeans] 

• Nurse : You get points for honesty, but we only accept sperm donors from lead institutions: Harvard, MIT, Tekerson Tech...

  Rocko : Tekerson Tech. That gives me an idea!

  [later] 

  Rocko : Gimpy, can I jerk off in your room?

  Gimpy : Rocko, what do I say every time you ask that?

• [after Nitz buys mint condition 1977 standies of R2-D2 and C-3PO] 

  Rocko : Well, it's not like you were gonna get laid anyway.

• Rocko : I have to pay for my cigarettes? What is this? Communism?

  Girl : I love ya, Cal, but this will never work. You can't even figure out how to get my bra undone.

  Gimpy : They've raised the price of Star Wars Cloud City multi packs. How will I finish my Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite diorama?

  Nitz : Can't you use these droids?

  Gimpy : Those are Jabba droids.

  Nitz : Hey, guys. My parents gave me a credit card.

  Cal : That's great guy. So which end do you insert into the bra?

• Studious Dave : Work study is our generation's Vietnam.

  Nitz : Are you... talking... words?

• Female 'john' : I promise I'll start paying you again once I get back on my feet.

  Cal : I don't want you on your feet, lady. I want you on your back.

• Nitz : [talking to his Mom on the phone]  Mom, I've decided I don't need the card.

  Rocko : No, dude, you're blowing it. Try something like "Let me keep the card", or "Give money to Rocko".

• Nitz : [talking to his Dad on the phone]  No... I'm not on 'the drugs'... now put Mom back on the phone.