- Narrator: My father knew if my mother had found the Playboy, she could use it against him.
- [cut to Rochelle wearing a fur coat, Julius comes in]
- Julius Rock: Rochelle, why did you spend so much money on a fur coat?
- Rochelle: [Tosses the Playboy on the table] Miss June has one!
- Julius Rock: [after telling Drew off for scaring Tonya into wetting her bed and forcing him to remove his monster makeup] You got that? And If I ever catch you scaring your sister and wearing lipstick again, We're gonna have a problem! You hear me?
- Narrator: [Chris charges boys a dollar to look at the Playboy magazine] Who knew you could make money off of pictures of naked women?