Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1991)

Frank Conniff: Frank

Quotes 

• Dr. Forrester : Frank, I... I can't wait. I want you to open your gift now.

  TV's Frank : Great idea, Pete! As a matter of fact uh, I picked you up a little something myself.

  Dr. Forrester : Uh... For me? You shouldn't have.

  TV's Frank : It was nothing, really.

  Dr. Forrester : Oh, Frank. No, it's the thought that counts. I, I know that you think that I'm probably just a cold-hearted jerk without an ounce of self-respect for myself or anyone else, but on the other hand...

  TV's Frank : Merry Christmas, Dr. Forrester.

  Dr. Forrester : Merry Christmas, Frank... Oh, Frank! What a lovely watch-band! This must have set you back a pretty penny.

  TV's Frank : Well actually I uh, didn't have any money, so I took the liberty of hawking your Rolex and... to pay for that...

  Dr. Forrester : You... hawked my Rolex.

  TV's Frank : Yeah.

  Dr. Forrester : Well, it's the thought that counts. Open your gift.

  TV's Frank : Oh, boy! I bet it's a book! I bet it's a book!

  Dr. Forrester : Yes, it is a book, Frank. It's... It's called "Final Exit". I've been stealing your plasma at night so I didn't have to spend any of my own money.

  TV's Frank : Oh Henry.

  Dr. Forrester : Well, until next time, bumpus.

  TV's Frank : God bless us, everyone.