Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Red Zone Cuba (1994)
Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo
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Quotes
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[as the Bay of Pigs invasion occurs off-screen]
Griffin : Bay of Pigs.
Tom Servo : [as Griffin] That's what they say when I go swimming.
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Tom Servo : I see the movie has finally thrown up its hands and said, "I just don't know."
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Crow T. Robot : You know, aside from the fact that I'll never experience joy in my life, I don't think Red Zone Cuba had any kind of negative effect on me.
Mike Nelson : Yeah, even being Carol Channing didn't shield me from the effect of this one.
Tom Servo : Well, hey! I know what we can do to cheer ourselves up! Let's sing us a bouncy, upbeat song! Okay?
Crow T. Robot : That's a great idea!
Mike Nelson : Okay!
Tom Servo : Hit it, Cambot!
[singing]
Tom Servo : Whenever I want to cry and bawl, Because I'm feeling sad, I think of ironing boards and drywall, And then I don't feel so bad!
Crow T. Robot : [singing] Whenever I'm feeling down and blue, And sorry for myself, I get some staples and some glue, And I'm happy as an elf!
Mike Nelson : [singing]
[singing]
Mike Nelson : Whenever I start to mope and pout, And there's nothing left in my soul, I check the toilet paper and if we're out, I buy another roll!
Gypsy : [singing] Have you ever touched a Post-it Note? Have you ever looked at boots? Have you ever sat down in a chair? Have you ever used a paper clip?
Crow T. Robot : [singing] So if you listen to our advice,
Tom Servo : [singing] And you wanna feel terrific!
Gypsy : [singing] Do things that make you feel nice,
Mike Nelson : [singing] I wish we could be more specific!