Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Mitchell (1993)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo

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Quotes 

• Tom Servo : [singing]  Mobsters laughing, really smiling, a man selling heroin!

• Tom Servo : Why is he downshifting his automatic?

• Tom Servo : [gasping]  They arrested Harlan Ellison.

  Joel : Good.

• Mitchell : I wanted to find out who he was.

  Chief : Well ASK him, don't SHOOT him.

  Chief : Who was he?

  Tom Servo : I didn't ask 'im, I shot 'im.

• [Mitchell punches through a sheet of aluminum foil] 

  Tom Servo : [Arnold Schwarzenegger voice]  Liquid metal.

• Tom Servo : [spoofing Shaft's theme song]  Who's the puffy guy who's the big blurry sex machine?

  Crow T. Robot , Tom Servo : Mitchell!

  Tom Servo : That Mitchell is one fat...

  Crow T. Robot : Shut your mouth!

  Tom Servo : I'm just talking about Mitchell.

• Tom Servo : [as the "chase" scene begins]  This... is what I'll remember when I think of the movie "Mitchell." And I *will* think of it.

• Tom Servo : The Lincoln Continental: perfect for off-road excitement.

• Tom Servo : Aaaaaaaahhhh!

• Tom Servo : 'Mittens'? His name's 'Mittens'?

• [watching the end of 'Mitchell'] 

  Crow T. Robot : You know, at this stage in any killing spree, you really ought to turn the gun on yourself.

  Crow T. Robot , Tom Servo : [chanting]  Turn it! Turn it! Turn it! Turn it!

  Joel : Hey! Hey!

• Tom Servo : [watching a film in which a man is shot and thrown off a boat]  So long, CHUM!

• Joel : Hey! It's one of the kids from Fame!

  Tom Servo : Which one?

  Joel : Any of 'em.

• Tom Servo : The new Chrysler Fury. The car that thinks it's a house!

• Tom Servo : [as Mitchell]  Alright John Tesh. I know you're in here!

• Tom Servo : [as the irritating kid skates away from Mitchell]  I'm gonna give him some distance then I'm gonna mow him over!

• Gallano : Now it's your turn...

  Tom Servo : [singing]  To be whatta you can be...

• Tom Servo : It's dangerous for Joe Don to be in the water. Someone's bound to harpoon him.

• Tom Servo : It was a Big time when Big men drove nothing but Huge Ford Cars!

• Tom Servo : [sees a title of Essex productions]  Hey look, a sex film!

• Tom Servo : He looks like a middle-aged Chucky.

• Tom Servo : [watching the film's title]  Oh wait, it's "Mitchell"!

  Crow T. Robot : Oh the Martha Mitchell story.

  Tom Servo : Joe Don Baker IS Martha Mitchell.

• Tom Servo : [on Hoyt Axton's theme song from "Mitchell"]  Oh Hoyt, how could you?

• Tom Servo : [in the middle of the argument between Mitchell and a little boy]  Aaaaaaah!

• Tom Servo : [mocking Mitchell theme song]  My, my, my, my apartment.

  Crow T. Robot : I'd knock, but I know I'm not home.

• Tom Servo : Let's rip-off the last scene from "Key Largo", Mitchell!

• [Mitchell is breaking into Deany's house when a car drives by] 

  Joel : Hey, Mitchell!

  Tom Servo : Go about your business!

  [Another car drives by] 

  Joel : Mitchell!

  Tom Servo : Shh!

• Cummings : Benton, what are you doing with those steaks? Growing them?

  Tom Servo : [as Mitchell, chuckling dumbly]  You can't grow steaks.