Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Mitchell (1993)
Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester
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Quotes
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Crow T. Robot : This makes "Driving Miss Daisy" look like "Bullitt!"
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Mitchell : That's the first piece of information you've had all night.
Crow T. Robot : How about letting *us* in on some?
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Crow T. Robot : [a car door slams offscreen] What was that? Oh.
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Tom Servo : [spoofing Shaft's theme song] Who's the puffy guy who's the big blurry sex machine?
Crow T. Robot , Tom Servo : Mitchell!
Tom Servo : That Mitchell is one fat...
Crow T. Robot : Shut your mouth!
Tom Servo : I'm just talking about Mitchell.
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Crow T. Robot : [in the middle of watching Mitchell and Greta having sex] My, my, my, my God! NOOOO!
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Dr. Forrester : Ah, nothing like a good shower to make one feel good again, huh? I feel great! Nothing can get in the way of my good mood. What's going on, Frank?
TV's Frank : Oh, not much. Inventory's under control... floor needs mopping... Joel escaped from the Satellite of Love...
Dr. Forrester : Well, I see you got the situation well in hand... What? Joel escaped from the Satellite of Love?
TV's Frank : Well, I better get started on that floor.
Dr. Forrester : Frank, my towel and your hinder have an appointment. But first, we got to rescue Joel. Oh, no! No! Frank, he's landed safely in the Australian outback.
TV's Frank : Let's hope he landed on Yahoo Serious.
Dr. Forrester : Well, that's a good point, Frank, 'cause... Frank, can't you see we're ruined? What are we gonna do?
TV's Frank : Well, we can send someone else into space.
Dr. Forrester : Who are we gonna find at this late date to send into space?
Mike Nelson : Would you guys sign my time card?
Dr. Forrester : [Forrester and Frank exchange a look] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
TV's Frank : Yeah, you're not gonna sign his time card, are ya?
Mike Nelson : C'mon, you gotta sign my time card.
Dr. Forrester : Of course I'll sign your time card, young man. In fact, I think you're going to be working for me for a long, long time. Push the button, Frank. Say Mike, what size jumpsuit do you wear?
Mike Nelson : Uhh...
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[watching the end of 'Mitchell']
Crow T. Robot : You know, at this stage in any killing spree, you really ought to turn the gun on yourself.
Crow T. Robot , Tom Servo : [chanting] Turn it! Turn it! Turn it! Turn it!
Joel : Hey! Hey!
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Crow T. Robot : [as police chief] Well you're rich and white. I don't see a problem with it.
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Crow T. Robot : [seeing murder victim's outline] Keith Harring was here!
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Joel : [reading scrolling title sequence] What is that, what does it say, mittens? An action film called "Mittens"?
Joel : Joe Don Baker *is* Mittens...
Crow T. Robot : He's a cop!
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Dr. Forrester : Well, here it comes, Joel: "Mitchell"! It's a super-secret spy... has a motorcycle... marooned in space... meets Hercules... or not... uh, watch it and weep, Joel Prole Mole! Send them the movie, Frank. Frank, the movie?
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Crow T. Robot : Hot merging action!
Joel : Oh, my goodness, they merged successfully. My heart was in my throat.
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Crow T. Robot : The lunatic is on the grass...
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Crow T. Robot : Johnny Nash breaks into a suburban home.
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Tom Servo : [watching the film's title] Oh wait, it's "Mitchell"!
Crow T. Robot : Oh the Martha Mitchell story.
Tom Servo : Joe Don Baker IS Martha Mitchell.
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Crow T. Robot : Joe Don Baker would be perfect for "Elvis, the Dying Days".
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Tom Servo : [mocking Mitchell theme song] My, my, my, my apartment.
Crow T. Robot : I'd knock, but I know I'm not home.
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Mitchell : [having sex with Greta under the covers] Would ya watch the ribs?
Crow T. Robot : Oh, he's a reading a comic book under there.
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Hoyt Axton : Oh, my, my, my, Mitchell, what would your mama say?
Crow T. Robot : She'd say, "He's not mine, you can't prove it!"
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Mitchell : Cummings is crossing Gallano.
Crow T. Robot : And we're passing the savings onto you!
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Crow T. Robot : I've seen faster funeral processions!