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- Joel Robinson: [Eegah begins pawing at Roxy's hair in a manner similar to Torgo's in "Manos"] Oh, no! He's gone to the Torgo school of fondling!
- Joel Robinson: [Eegah begins pawing at Roxy's hair in a manner similar to Torgo's in "Manos"] Oh, no! He's gone to the Torgo school of fondling!
- Crow T. Robot: [as Eegah hears Tim's song in the distance.] I've heard enough. I'll go beat him senseless.
- Joel Robinson: [Eegah breaks into Roxy's home and scopes out the living room] Hey! Check it out! There's an oven in the living room!
- Tom Servo: [Eegah freaks out from the approaching helicopter] Is that a bell huey? Whoa! Flashbacks kickin' in, Da Nang!
- Dr. Forrester: Joel, speaking of unattractive human bodies, your movie this week, "Eegah", has got Richard Kiel and not much else.
- Tom Servo: Joel, what chance do we have in a world that keeps presenting us with vivid images of hell?
- Joel: Well, there's personal liberty, strength of conviction, those have been known to work. And then there's the time the country rallies together to beat back hell, like the time we as a nation said no to Yahoo Serious.
- Crow T. Robot: I remember that. All of us together, drawn inexplicably to the slobbering mouth of hell, and then suddenly, somehow, by some unknown force, rescued in the nick of time, like Moses and the Israelites.
- Tom Servo: Now who in creation is powerful enough to do that?
- Crow T. Robot: [imitating Goliath] Gee Davey, do you think it was... God?
- Tom Servo: [trying to reduce Crow's temperature down to zero in a case] Well, Crow, you're not quite zero kelvin, but still, it's got to be pretty cold in there, huh?
- Crow T. Robot: Ah, this is nothing! Gimme the deep freeze, mamajama!
- [as the camera descends on the mountainside, the tire tracks the camera crew trucks left behind are seen]
- Joel Robinson: Eegah drives a tank?