- Crow T. Robot: He's the least successful strangler in the movies.
- Crow T. Robot: He runs around the countryside giving people Dutch rubs.
- Tom Servo: [during the crawling hand] Gotta hand it to him.
- Crow T. Robot: He went out on a limb with that one.
- Joel: Thank goodness he brought that freezer wrap.
- Tom Servo: Actually I think it's a handbag.
- [Crow and Joel groan]