Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Mad Monster (1989)

J. Elvis Weinstein: Tom Servo, Dr. Laurence Erhardt

Quotes 

• Professor Fitzgerald : [inspecting Dr. Cameron's lab]  You seem to be excellently equipped.

  Tom Servo : Thank you! I didn't think you could tell through these trousers.

• Dr. Erhardt : As you know, toy manufacturers are always making their toys too safe. And what children want is realism.

  Dr. Forrester : And danger!

• [Mad doctor has turned Petro into a wolfman and set him loose outside] 

  Tom Servo : That felt good! Now I'm going to go turn my daughter into a woodchuck.

• [first lines] 

  Dr. Erhardt : They promised me students, but all I got were monkeys, monkeys, monkeys! So I took off my wet suit, dropped that hedge clipper and walked out of that zoo forever.