- D.J. Tanner: We've been out shopping for Kathy Santoni's shower tonight.
- Danny Tanner: Kathy Santoni's getting married?
- Kimmy Gibbler: She's already married, this is for her baby shower.
- Danny Tanner: Baby shower? But she's only a senior.
- D.J. Tanner: I know, she's getting extra credit in home-ec.
- Danny Tanner: [yelling at Kimmy on the phone] I'll call your parents, you'll be grounded, I don't care if you're not my kid!
- Kimmy Gibbler: [to Danny] My parents would never let me go to a boy's apartment unsupervised, they have rules you know! What kind of father are you?
- Joey Gladstone: [after cementing the driveway] Oh buddy... how long does it take for wet cement to dry?
- Jesse Katsopolis: I don't know, about 72 hours... why, buddy?
- Rebecca Katsopolis: Because you started from the wrong end... and you can't drive over wet cement, buddy!
- [slaps him in the gut and laughs]
- Rebecca Katsopolis: [Joey is listening to his relaxation tape with his eyes closed and is oblivious to everything around him] He's really gone, isn't he?
- Jesse Katsopolis: Well he was never really *here* to begin with.
- Rebecca Katsopolis: How do you get him to snap out of it?
- Jesse Katsopolis: Well see you just change the programming. Watch this,
- [pulls back Joey's headphones]
- Jesse Katsopolis: I am a tranquil idiot.
- Joey Gladstone: I am a tranquil id--
- [opens his eyes and looks up]
- Joey Gladstone: Hey!
- D.J. Tanner: Dad, you are overreacting.
- Danny Tanner: OVERREACTING? I'm overreacting? Do you see the SWAT Team behind me? Do you see helicopters circling the building? Do you see the Bat signal? I DON'T!
- Danny Tanner: [upon hearing Kathy Santoni is married and pregnant] Hard to believe that little kid is having a little kid... how did that happen?
- D.J. Tanner: [pats him on the shoulder] Dad... it's time that you and Grandpa had that talk.
- Danny Tanner: We *had* that talk. Did *we* have that talk?
- D.J. Tanner: *We* had that talk.
- D.J. Tanner: Dad, there are so many things that I want to do and see before I ever start to think about getting married, or starting a family...
- Danny Tanner: It's such a relief to hear that.
- Michelle Tanner: [Stephanie is shoving a pile of leaves off her bed] Hey! Those're the ones with the little bugs on them.
- Stephanie Tanner: Bugs? That does it!
- [grabs trash bag]
- Stephanie Tanner: Dumb hobby coming down!
- [throws it out the window]