The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
Twins at the Tipton (2006)
Brenda Song: London Tipton
Quotes
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Dirk : We're fraternal twins.
London Tipton : No, you're not. You don't look anything alike.
Dirk : That's what fraternal means.
London Tipton : Ooh, he is the smart one!
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London Tipton : Okay, so Kirk and I sit here and you guys sit way over there!
[pushes Maddie and Dirk to the other side of the table]
Maddie Fitzpatrick : So Dirk, do you uh have any hobbies?
Dirk : Taxidermy. I like to stuff dead things.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Who... doesn't...?
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London : Moseby, something's wrong! I'm seeing double!
Mr. Moseby : We're having a twin convention. Everyone here is a twin, like Zack and Cody.
London : Zack and Cody are twins? Since when?
Mr. Moseby : Oh, about six months ago.
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Dirk : Did you know that 80 hairs fall off your head a day?
London Tipton : Can we not talk about hair unless it's mine?