Mister Rogers' Neighborhood (TV Series)

1476: Divorce (1981)

Betty Aberlin: Lady Aberlin, Patty Bacardi

Quotes 

• Mr. McFeely : It's some sort of machine for Corny's factory.

  Prince Tuesday : Does it have any feelings?

  Mr. McFeely : What do you mean, Prince Tuesday?

  Prince Tuesday : I mean, does that machine have any feelings?

  Mr. McFeely : It has specifications and instructions. It says nothing about feelings. Why do you ask?

  Prince Tuesday : Just wondered.

  Lady Aberlin : Prince Tuesday and I were talking about feelings and how machines don't have feelings.

  Mr. McFeely : Oh, I see. No, I'm sure that this doesn't have feelings.

  Prince Tuesday : Well then I'd like to trade places with it. Just leave the machine here and deliver me to Corny's.

  Mr. McFeely : Oh I couldn't do that, Prince Tuesday. You'll never be a machine.

  Prince Tuesday : Even if I don't want to have any feelings?

  Mr. McFeely : No, you'll always be a person and persons have feelings and that's the way it is.

• King Friday XIII : Have you two been playing airplane?

  Lady Aberlin : No, we've been building with paper cups and pretending they were puppets and...

  King Friday XIII : Of course, you could pretend they were airplanes.

  Lady Aberlin : I guess we could.

  King Friday XIII : You could put them end to end and fly them around.

  Lady Aberlin : Like this?

  [puts two of the cups together and flies them around] 

  Lady Aberlin : Bzzzzzzzzz-zzzzzzz.

  King Friday XIII : Something like that. But make sure they sound like a jet. Jet planes go very fast, you know.

  [in sotto voice] 

  King Friday XIII : Especially A & L jets.

  [Louder, to Prince Tuesday] 

  King Friday XIII : YOU could pretend that they are jet planes too, Prince Tuesday.

  Prince Tuesday : I don't want to.

  King Friday XIII : Of course you do. Everybody wants to think about jets. I certainly do.

• King Friday XIII : Now if a representative from A & L Jets should come, please tell her that I will be in the 'A' Room. Naturally.

  Lady Aberlin , Prince Tuesday : Naturally.

  King Friday XIII : Farewell.

• Prince Tuesday : Does the Trolley ever get angry?

  Lady Aberlin : I don't think so.

  Prince Tuesday : Why?

  Lady Aberlin : Well, Trolley is a machine, and machines don't have feelings.

  Prince Tuesday : Oh. That's what I want to be.

  Lady Aberlin : What?

  Prince Tuesday : A machine.

  Lady Aberlin : Why is that?

  Prince Tuesday : Because I don't want to have feelings.

  Lady Aberlin : Are you worried about some feelings that you've been having lately?

  Prince Tuesday : Yes, and I don't want my mom and dad to have any feelings either.

  Lady Aberlin : But that's what people are all about.

• Lady Elaine Fairchilde : Corny! Cornflake!

  Lady Aberlin : Corny? Cornflake S. Pecially!

  Cornflake S. Pecially : [enters]  Well if it's not two women with Lady names.