Undergrads (TV Series)
New Friends (2001)
Pete Williams: Parker 'Nitz' Walsh, Justin 'Gimpy' Taylor, Cal Evans, Rocko Gambiani
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Quotes
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[Mump has been stricken with carpal tunnel syndrome]
Doctor : What the hell were you guys doing?
Gimpy : Hacking into the Ben and Jerry's mainframe and changing Captain Kirk Crunch to Chocolate Chip Chewbacca.
Doctor : ...Right.
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Rocko : Sweetass! It looks like I'm jerkin' my gerkin'.
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Gimpy : Don't you realize this is Star Wars vs Star Trek? A band of rebel X-Wing fighters versus... I don't know, some Star Trek crap where they save a bunch of crap lousy whales.
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Gimpy : Now, your joystick...
Rocko : Hawhaaaahawhawhaa.
Gimpy : Is there something funny about your joystick, Private Rocko? As I was saying, your joystick must be harnessed as the instruments of digital devastation. You must master your joystick like a fisherman masters bait.
Rocko : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
[Doubles over]
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Cal : Sorry guy! I didn't know it was your birthday. Happy birthday, guy!
Gimpy : Cal, show Nitz Captain Joystick.
Cal : Ok guy. Meet my joystick. I named him Captain Joystick.
Gimpy : It's your birthday present which we were gonna give you at your party tomorrow night!
Cal : Oh no guy, that's *my* joystick! I'm using it tomorrow night and... oh wait, I see what you're doing! Slrp. You're trickin Nitz! I don't think Nitz will go for it, guy.
Rocko : I don't know, Nitz is kinda dumb sometimes. Maybe he'll fall for it.
Nitz : I'm logging off now.
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Rocko : Punk-ass! Take that, bastard!
[fighting noises]
Nitz : Are you OK?
Rocko : Yeah. I just saw Fight Club 22 times so I've started my own group, which I call Brawl Group. Wanna join? You can be member number 2.
[to himself]
Rocko : Number 2. Heh-heh that's not funny, eat this!
[punches himself]
Rocko : You're weak! No *you're* weak! I'm weaker than you, I mean I'm stronger!
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Spud : Choose your weapon on the field of honor!
Gimpy : Broadswords! Huzzah!
[Spud and Gimpy are given broadswords, but find them too heavy to duel with]
Spud : What say revolvers, hmm?
[Spud and Gimpy are given revolvers, try to duel with them like swords, and find them too heavy as well]
Gimpy : Or, uh, karaoke duel!
[takes up microphone and starts singing a Thompson Twins song]
Gimpy : Oh-oo-oh hold me now!
[is unable to keep lifting microphone and drops it]