My Family (TV Series)
Bliss for Idiots (2006)
Zoë Wanamaker: Susan Harper
Quotes
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Ben Harper : What is this masterpiece?
Susan Harper : [Shows her self-help book] 'Shut Up and Be Happy'.
Ben Harper : Too late - I'm married!
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Ben Harper : You know who reads this self-help crap, don't you? Gullible, middle-aged housewives whose children have flown the nest with nothing better to do than sit around...
Susan Harper : [Gives Ben a stern look]
Ben Harper : ...have you done something with your hair? It looks really lovely!
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Susan Harper : For your information, Dr Buck has changed my life.
Ben Harper : I thought I changed your life.
Susan Harper : He changed it for the better.
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Susan Harper : Michael, you don't sound excited about going to the museum. I thought you loved the place.
Michael Harper : I'm sick of that place. Velociraptors and stegosauruses, with crustaceous coelacanths? Pfft! It's like some lame paleontological joke!
Ben Harper : Pfft! Yeah! The only word I heard there was 'joke'.
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Ben Harper : Dunster Park Country Club have turned me down!
Susan Harper : Oh, I'm sorry, darling. How was the interview?
Ben Harper : It was fine. I was just trying to be myself.
Susan Harper : I warned you against that.
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Dr. Buck Bukowski : Susan, all I've ever wanted to do is to help regular folks like you navigate life's fault lines. Like I say in the book: "Why be down and wear a frown..."
Susan Harper : "... when all the while you can wear a smile?"
Ben Harper : Oh, God! If only Gandhi had thought of that!
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Susan Harper : I'm going to check on the roast.
Ben Harper : Why don't you leave it to the smoke detector? You usually do!
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Ben Harper : I can't believe you gave up our bed to that charlatan!
Susan Harper : [Meditating] You know where I am, Ben?
Ben Harper : In denial!
Susan Harper : I'm on a tropical island. My toes are curled in the warm sands of the Caribbean. A steel band is playing. And a handsome young waiter called Sven is bringing me a gin sling.
Ben Harper : Hmm. From the sound of it, it's not your first.
Susan Harper : Join me, Ben. There's an empty sun lounger.
Ben Harper : No, I can't, darling. I've got to swim out and save Dr Buck, who at this moment is being savaged by a great white shark!
Susan Harper : No, look! Dr Buck has tamed the great white shark with the power of his positive thinking! The shark says "Thank you" and carries him to the shore!
Ben Harper : Oh, but... No, look... on the beach are six real doctors waiting for Dr Buck and they've got a straitjacket! Oh, no, they're putting it on Dr Buck! What's he going to do now?