Mark Linn-Baker: Larry Appleton

Quotes 

• Larry Appleton : Is this the Yaya Biki who's a hundred and six years old?

  Balki Bartokomous : No, this is the Yaya Biki who has a lounge act in Vegas.

• Larry Appleton : Balki... when you brought a hundred pounds of garlic into the apartment I said to myself, "Okay... so Yaya Biki loves scampi." When you told me she likes to keep fresh eels in the bathtub I said to myself, "Hey... no problem... I take showers." But...

  Balki Bartokomous : It's the cow, isn't it?

  Larry Appleton : Well, yes. The cow... bothers me. I want Yaya Biki to feel at home, I really do! But have you ever thought that she'd like to see how we live? Experience the American way of living? Things like, oh... uh, I don't know, uh gee, what exactly can I think of? Uh... oh! Beef on the table instead of beef at the table?

  [cow moos, seemingly in response] 

  Larry Appleton : a