The Brady Bunch (TV Series)
A-Camping We Will Go (1969)
Robert Reed: Mike Brady
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Quotes
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Greg Brady : Aw, Dad, why can't you understand? Girls on a camping trip is just too far out!
Bobby Brady : They'll ruin our fun!
Greg Brady : They might even get lost!
Peter Brady : Hey! Maybe we *should* bring them along!
Mike Brady : That'll do, Peter. Now, look, fellas. Marcia, Jan and Cindy are all part of our family and one half of the family doesn't go trooping off without the other half.
Bobby Brady : Even when they're girls?
Mike Brady : Yes, *especially* when they're girls! You gotta show them how much fun camping can be! Why, that's gonna be a whole brand new world to them!
Peter Brady : It'll be a brand new world to us, too!
Mike Brady : I wouldn't be a bit surprised if the Brady boys couldn't teach the Brady girls how to hunt and fish as good as any guys.
Greg Brady : In other words, we can keep on saying no, but you're gonna keep on saying yes, right?
Mike Brady : The light's beginning to break through a little bit! We are all going on this camping trip and we are going to have the time of our lives!
[firmly]
Mike Brady : Or else!
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Mike Brady : [after hearing screaming from the girls' tent for the second time, Mike rushes in] For heaven's sake, what is it?
Alice Nelson : [hitting her sleeping bag frantically] IT'S GOT ME! IT'S GOT ME!
Mike Brady : What's got you? What's got you?
Alice Nelson : I don't know, but can't you hear it? I think it's in the sleeping bag with me!
Mike Brady : [looks to see her air mattress deflating] Oh, Alice! Nothing's got you! With all that hardware on your head, you punctured your air mattress!
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Bobby Brady : [as Mike gets back in the boys' tent and into his sleeping bag] And how are we supposed to get any sleep with the girls along?
Mike Brady : That's enough, Bobby.
Peter Brady : The trouble with them is they get scared at every little sound.
Mike Brady : Didn't you hear me? I said that's enough!
Peter Brady : Well, you said it to Bobby, not to me.
Mike Brady : Well, I'm saying it to you now!
[points to Greg]
Mike Brady : And before *you* open your big mouth, I'm saying it to you, too.