Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Stevie in the Hospital (2006)

Jane Kaczmarek: Lois Wilkerson

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• Lois : [to Malcolm]  How was Stevie?

  Malcolm : I didn't get to see him.

  Lois : You left for the hospital over three hours ago.

  Malcolm : I tried taking the express bus, but somehow, I ended up on a shuttle to the airport. Seriously, they need to label those things better.

  Lois : They're bright red and say "airport shuttle" on the side.

  Malcolm : We drove right past the hospital, but the stupid driver wouldn't let me out. When did people stop caring?

  Lois : Calm down, Malcolm. It's no big deal. You can go tomorrow.

  Malcolm : Yeah, if the buses will let me.

• Dewey : Mom, did you remember to buy the baking soda for my class project?

  Lois : Ah, I forgot.

  Dewey : What? I asked you like five times.

  Lois : That I remember.

  Dewey : My science partner's going to hate me. I was supposed to bring in the baking soda for a volcano. Now it's just going to be a mountain full of vinegar.

  Lois : Just do what your brother did. Take the baby powder and blame the guy who brought the vinegar.

• Lois : I think one of the boys is screwing with me. My bookmark was on the wrong page. I found a loose thread on my smock. The car radio was tuned to a station next to the one that I always listen to. Oh, my God, I sound insane, don't I?

  Hal : Honey, what you need is to take a step back and clear your head. You know what helps me? Working with Malcolm to weaponize my boat.