SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
The Chaperone/Employee of the Month (2000)
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles
Photos
Quotes
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward.
Squidward : Okay, I'll bite. What is it.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Do you know what day it is?
Squidward : Annoy Squidward Day?
SpongeBob SquarePants : No, silly. That's on the fifteenth.
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Squidward : Okay. Let's have a good, clean fight.
SpongeBob SquarePants : And may the better man win!
[They shake hands. We see closeups of their worn, sleepless faces]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [in his thoughts] He's nothin' but a lyin', boneless, ink-squirtin', big-nosed phony!
Squidward : [in his thoughts] Look at that buck-toothed, corn-fed smile! You can't trust him as far as you can throw him!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [in his thoughts] As soon as he stops shaking my hand...
Squidward : [in his thoughts] ... I'm gonna make a run for it!
[Their hand shaking has gotten stiff and mechanical. The two of them laugh nervously, and then make a run for it]
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Squidward : I could win Employee of the Month with my tentacles tied!